so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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