Who wears a wallet chain?!
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The power of my boobs compel you
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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