if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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