I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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