That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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