Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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