mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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