I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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