Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize
