i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
A+ Viking dick
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
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