I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
