Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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