I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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