Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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