we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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