what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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