just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
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