Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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