Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
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