Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
It's official drugs can't kill me
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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