I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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