I can't watch pbs sober anymore
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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