So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
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