Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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