once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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