New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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