but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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