Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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