So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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