You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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