i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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