I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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