I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
