Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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