I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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