Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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