ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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