one might say we're banned from that church
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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