awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
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