Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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