does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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