Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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