It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
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