What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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