i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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