She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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