Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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