You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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