I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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