Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
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