please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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