So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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