dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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