just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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