Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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