Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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