I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
cat food counts as protein by the way
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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