shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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