when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
tell me about the eggs
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